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| Look! The Moraccan tea party! |
We could go on about why tequila is better than tea, but it's happy hour ...
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Tequila is stronger than Tea!
Well, it is! And if you don't already know that then all we can say is: What the HELL is wrong with y'all?
We all know tequila is a gift from the gods (except for Jose Cuervo, of course, it's straight from the devil). Tea is used for high-brow social gathering in places like the UK and, gasp, the Middle East! Does the Tea Party know this? And tea comes in black and green. You don't hear about old white tea do you?
We could go on about why tequila is better than tea, but it's happy hour ...
We could go on about why tequila is better than tea, but it's happy hour ...
Monday, November 7, 2011
Judson Phillips--Leader of the Tea Party Nation
Phillips is a criminal defense attorney from Tennessee. His job should be enough to tell you he's not good with the truth. Let's see what he's been up to.
He believes President Obama made the announcement that we'd got bin Laden during Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice show on purpose.
Tequila-inspired response: Everything happened because of Bush Jr. You know that.
The Tucson shooter of Giffords and others was a liberal lunatic according to Phillips.
Tequila-inspired response: Gun-totin' Commies--they're everywhere!
Some of the Tea Party Nation members are a bit upset at the costs to get into the group's events as Phillips has stated he wants to make a million dollars from the movement.
Tequila-inspired response: Why not? There's plenty of for-profit "religions."
Judson Phillips is being sued by a Vegas hotel where he reneged on rooms he booked for a Tea Party convention that never happened.
Tequila-inspired response: The hookers are pissed, too.
He believed the "gay barbarians" are mean because they are out to get poor Michelle Bachmann.
Tequila-inspired response: Mean? At least the Tea Party demonstrations are soooo polite.
And, of course, he still believe Obama isn't really a citizen.
Tequila-inspired response: If you can prove it once you should be able to prove it over-and-over unless you're hiding something.
He's been quoted as saying you should have to be a property owner to be able to vote. Great idea as there would be a lot of poor people, young people and old people who wouldn't be able to vote.
Tequila-inspired response: What an asshole!
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| Look! He's a middle-aged white guy in a suit! |
Tequila-inspired response: Everything happened because of Bush Jr. You know that.
The Tucson shooter of Giffords and others was a liberal lunatic according to Phillips.
Tequila-inspired response: Gun-totin' Commies--they're everywhere!
Some of the Tea Party Nation members are a bit upset at the costs to get into the group's events as Phillips has stated he wants to make a million dollars from the movement.
Tequila-inspired response: Why not? There's plenty of for-profit "religions."
Judson Phillips is being sued by a Vegas hotel where he reneged on rooms he booked for a Tea Party convention that never happened.
Tequila-inspired response: The hookers are pissed, too.
He believed the "gay barbarians" are mean because they are out to get poor Michelle Bachmann.
Tequila-inspired response: Mean? At least the Tea Party demonstrations are soooo polite.
And, of course, he still believe Obama isn't really a citizen.
Tequila-inspired response: If you can prove it once you should be able to prove it over-and-over unless you're hiding something.
He's been quoted as saying you should have to be a property owner to be able to vote. Great idea as there would be a lot of poor people, young people and old people who wouldn't be able to vote.
Tequila-inspired response: What an asshole!
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