THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Tea Party Accessories

You can't have an organization and not sell trinkets.  I'm surprised the Tea Party doesn't have a wine club yet!


Of course, everyone has t-shirts


and bumper stickers.  Ho hum

A nice tote bag that speaks the truth as only certain type of people see it.



This sign for your front yard is cool.
Use it if your neighbor's house is up for sale to keep the Blacks, Mexicans and Muslims from moving in.


So it's now apparent The Tequila Party needs to get into merchandising.   First, any good marketeer will want to play on what people associate with a particular name.

Okay, we've got your basic t-shirt, too

But we've even got a tequila "shooter"


Of course, many tequila lovers might want a t-shirt like this...



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