Here's a few wild quotes from ol' Ricky:
On contraception
"Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that's okay, contraception is okay. It's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be."
According to how things are supposed to be according to whom? So no condoms, birth control pills, etc. Ricky = out of touch.
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| Here's he's showing where he got his lobotomy |
Palestine / Israel issues
"All the people who live in the West Bank are Israelis, they're not Palestinians. There is no 'Palestinian.' This is Israeli land."
Well, that's pretty clear. Of course, it depends on exactly what moment in history you want to look to see if there is a Palestine or an Israel.
On Romney
"Would the potential attraction to Mormonism by simply having a Mormon in the White House threaten traditional Christianity by leading more Americans to a church that some Christians believe misleadingly calls itself Christian, is an active missionary church, and a dangerous cult?
You could make that argument about most religions. But keep hittin' us with the fear factor--it's your best bet when you don't have logic on your side.
Lazy Black People
"I don't want to make black people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money; I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money."
Sounds fine on the surface except that he believes it's only the Blacks living off others money.
More racism, this time with abortion
"The question is — and this is what Barack Obama didn't want to answer — is that human life a person under the Constitution? And Barack Obama says no. Well if that person — human life is not a person, then — I find it almost remarkable for a black man to say, 'We're going to decide who are people and who are not people.'"
Only white guys can decide?
Explaining Democrats
"The political base of the Democratic Party is single mothers running households that “look to the government for help."
I knew it! It's probably just the black single moms.
The Tequila Party urges you to get out and vote because, damn, it sure is good for a laugh! And, as always, drink responsibly. You're going to need it over the next few months.
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