The Tequila Party: The Tea Party Pace Car

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The Tea Party Pace Car

Really. The Tea Party has a pace car just like Nascar, Indy Car and all the other racing bodies. What do you mean why does the Tea Party have a pace car. It should be obvious. To somebody. I expect this was done with money donated for conservative political causes.

Ain't nothin' conservative about this (it's a Dodge Viper):

Quote from a Tea Partier: "One of the fastest production cars in the world, this Viper leads the field in the race to restore the Essential Liberty enshrined in our Declaration of Independence and Constitution." Yeah, okay, somebody is likely to believe you BS. You guys just wanna cruise for women like everyone else.

What's The Tequila Party have? Well, we've got this:

Yes, and there's a car behind them, too.

The Tequila Party