THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Ticket blanco

Is this the whitest couple of guys you've ever seen? Does it look like they should be on a private golf course then have a martini?  It's the 1950s all over again!

Romney to Ryan: "We should take a hunting trip to Canada."
Apparently the Republicans believe America is still just like Mitt and Paul.

They should get out more often.

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