The Tequila Party: The Tequila Party's Weiner Contest

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

The Tequila Party's Weiner Contest

The Tequila Party loves good politics and sex scandals. If only we were French!

But with a guy named Weiner sending out pics of his, well, weener, how can we pass the opportunity?

So what is the Weiner Contest? Well, it has to relate to underwear with a bulge--that'll be the thrust of the competition.

We need prizes. How about women's junior sized t-shirts of "I tweet Wiener" for next year's back-to-school wear? What, not creepy enough?

Whoa!

First, we have to throw in a couple one-liners just because:

Anthony Weiner's porn name is, uh, Anthony Weiner.
We hear Boehner is bigger than Weiner.

So, what's the contest? It's a Weiner contest! Use your imagination.

The Tequila Party