Tea Party Splinter Groups

Jeez, the wackos can't even get along!   There's the Tea Party Express, LiberTEA, Tea Party Nation, etc.

The Tea Party Express sounds like drive-through and they list Joe the Plumber as a big shot in their movement.  That's good enough for me!  The Express even shows a couple token black people on their website which is pretty good considering they got thrown out of the Tea Party because their leader made disparaging words towards blacks.  They must be getting the deaf black people.

The Tea Party Nation's website lists horrors like we're running out of food, and Cap-and-Trade will destroy America.   I'm already afraid for my children's future and haven't even made it off their main web page!

The left's wackos, like traditional Democrats, can't even get along with each other.  The Coffee Party started up as an "answer" to the Tea Party (what was the question)?  In the Coffee Party there appears to be no lines of authority and maybe a leader with too much power who fires people he doesn't agree with.  Very Democratic.  Not.  Sounds more like a corporation.  Their motto is "Wake Up and Stand Up."  I wonder if they're secretly funded by Starbucks?

So what does this mean for The Tequila Party?  After all, the potential is there is for breaking up into the Blanco, Repasdo, and Añejo groups or maybe the Blendeds and the Rocks (With or Without Salt).   What would this mean for the movement?    I'm not going to stay up worrying about it.

If someone wants to start up a wacko Chocolate Party I'll be all for joining.  It's not just for black people cuz there's white chocolate, too.  Not sure what that does for Asian descendants though.  And chocolate can have lots of nuts in it so this has the making of something good enough to get lots of free publicity.  Nuts make good news.