THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Friday, May 13, 2011

Taking fringe parties seriously

You should!  Why?  Because they are mad!  Haven't you been listening to the Tea Party?

Why won't you take people that dress like this seriously?



Or try to spark an intelligent conversation over our ideals?



Speaking of intelligent...




So what about The Tequila Party protesters?   Are we mad?  You bet!  And we get right to the point damnit!


  

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