THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila.
Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Tea Partiers Say the Darnedest Things

Funny/scary quotes for our friends on the right:

Sharron explaining what you do with
your political enemies if the voters
won't do the right thing
Image from huffingtonpost.com
"I hope that's not where we're going, but you know if this Congress keeps going the way it is, people are really looking toward those Second Amendment remedies and saying my goodness what can we do to turn this country around? I'll tell you the first thing we need to do is take Harry Reid out." -- Sharron Angle, while she was running for a Nevada Senate seat, on using her Second Amendment rights to kill people she doesn't like -- Jan. 2010  radio interview.

"People ask me, 'What are you going to do to develop jobs in your state?' Well, that's not my job as a U.S. senator." -- Sharron Angle, May 2010

"We needed to have the press be our friend . We wanted them to ask the questions we want to answer so that they report the news the way we want it to be reported." -- Well yes, Sharron Angle again, during an interview on Fox News, Aug 2010

"It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand, "Sit down and shut up," but that's the worthless, easy path--that's a quitter's way out." -- Sarah Palin on why she was quitting her job as governor, July 2009.

What I would say is that the news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would. I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-America or anti-America? I think the American people would love to see an expose like that.” -- Joe McCarthy, um I mean Michele Bachmann, U.S. Rep MN and presidential hopeful, on MSNBC, Oct 2008.

"The exact phrase 'separation of Church and State' came out of Adolph Hitler's mouth, that's where it comes from. So the next time your liberal friends talk about the separation of Church and State, ask them why they're Nazis." -- Glen Urquhart, the Republican nominee for the Delaware House, April 2010

And the most famous quote:
Christine O'Donnell looking like she
should stop playing with herself
Image from themoderatevoice.com

"It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. You can't masturbate without lust!"  -- Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell, advocating keeping your hands off yourself --1996 MTV interview.


But just to be fair and balanced we need a funny/scary Tequila Party quote:

"Don't drink and drive.  You might hit a bump and spill your margarita."

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