The Tequila Party: The Tequila Party and Body Shots

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Saturday, May 28, 2011

The Tequila Party and Body Shots

Since we ARE The Tequila Party we must have a political stand on Body Shots.

We like them.

Warnings:

Please don't Body Shot and drive (we have to say that to stay politically correct).
Body shots are best with someone reasonably attractive (your standards will be lower after two shots).
Body shots are best with someone who doesn't smell bad (your standards will not lower after a couple).
Do not do Body Shots of tea with Tea Partiers. Please.