We all know who we're talking about. They have brown skin (Martians have green--same color as the dollar). The bad aliens are Arab terrorists, or worse, Mexicans who are picking our fruits and vegetables.
The Tea Party hates illegals for good reason as they are stealing the farm jobs from us. Those of us looking for work and would be happy to be a strawberry picker as long you don't actually have to bend over all day in the hot sun. And I hope there's a strong union to get us plenty of holidays and workman's comp when many of us Gringos throw our backs out.
The Tequila Party takes great exception with this stereotypical view of Mexicans in America. Where do you think tequila comes from? (yes, I know, from a bottle). Do we want to piss off Mexican and have them boycott tequila exports to America? Do you really want to see us cry?
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| Illegals are easy enough to spot... Doing work you'd never do. |
Where would America be without taquerias and tequila bars? You can't have Gringos running those--what a disaster.
You want to be careful how you write any "kick out the illegals" law. What if the Indians turn around and use it on the rest of us? No offense, but we ain't going back to Europe. Our ancestors left because everyone knows the weather in Europe blows.
The 14th amendment has guaranteed our right to tequila and Mexican food! (See we can bend reality as well as any Tea Party hack).
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