THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

The Tequila Party Protest March!

See, The Tequila Party members can get angry too!  We're just not sure what to be angry about as all the good causes are taken.  So we've decided to protest protests.  What the hell.  After a couple shots of tequila it sounded like a good idea ...

We spent our unemployment checks on a good bottle
of reposado and a plane ticket to Washington for this


We absolutely hate adding to the landfill



It started raining so these protesters 
ducked inside for a quick lunch break



A message to all the groups who don't like us


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