The Tequila Party: Tea Party Summer Camp

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Friday, July 1, 2011

Tea Party Summer Camp

Yes, for your kids! You know, they require a fair and balanced look at the world rather than just relying on their leftist, elitist teachers. So there's the Tampa (FL) Liberty School where junior can learn about Glenn Beck's gold standard, God, and the fact that "Government cannot force me to be charitable" (that's a direct quote).

Hopefully, junior will come home able to field strip an AR15 in the dark.

I wonder how many black kids will be attending?

Which, of course, brings up a brilliant idea: How about a Tequila Party summer camp?

This will be for teens wanting to attend one of America's best party schools like Univ of Florida, Chico State, or UC Boulder. After all you don't want your precious little Annie to be sent off far away from home with no adult supervision without some advance knowledge of what's going to happen to her.

After you sign several waivers ans swear under oath you're not in law enforcement we'll be on our way teaching her the proper partying etiquette. Rest assured there will be lots of refreshments, music and wet t-shirt contests. Plus she'll come home with her own tattoo as a reminder of the experience.

and she gets her own camp t-shirt!

The Tequila Party