The Tequila Party: George Lopez and the Tequila Party

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

George Lopez and the Tequila Party

So it appears comedian George Lopez and other Latinos stole my idea for a Tequila Party several months before I came up with it. The Latino version, however, is much more limited in scope. They seemed focused on Arizona's controversial "let's pull over a Mexican" law.

Hey George, you're Hispanic, what makes you think you are qualified to lead the Tequila Party? There are probably any number of college co-eds that know more about a tequila party than you. Beside I believe the tequila party has been a tradition for decades at many outstanding college campuses--and Chico State.

Sorry George, but I nominate for our spokesperson whoever the hell this is:

The Tequila Party