The Tequila Party: The Tequila Party Stars

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Tequila Party Stars

The Tea Party has their stars: Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck (and the whole Fox News staff). The Tequila Party needs some, too, and I'm hoping for someone with an IQ over 80--just to be different.

The obvious choice is Tila Tequila. Haven't heard of her? Then you don't look at porn, do you? She's had a reality show, appears in mens' magazines, and done other, um, similar stuff. She has the name to help us Tequilers get into the spotlight and maybe even get Glenn Beck into another paranoia-inspired rant.

See, Tila is hotter than Sarah ever was!

Or maybe the Tequila Party should have someone like The Dos Equis Man who is famous for saying, "Stay thirsty my friends" and nothing else. But that could get boring.

I'm pretty sure we don't want this person representing us, however.

The Tequila Party