The Tequila Party: Welcome to the Tequila Party

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Welcome to the Tequila Party

What does the Tequila Party stand for? I don't know yet, but it's not like anyone really knows what the Tea Party is about except they hate Democrats. They certainly don't let facts, reason, or American history get in the way and neither should the Tequila Party!

What do the Tea Partiers need? Well, they need a drink and they need to get laid, but after looking a news photos of your typical Tea Party members I'm guessing getting them a drink will be easier than getting them laid as I don't believe I'd want to see a single one of them nekked and neither should you.

So, a couple shots of a really, really good tequila is in order for these people. Something like an El Tesora Anejo or a Casa Noble. Even if we have to hold them down and force-feed them it's the right thing to do. This will make all this political bullshit seem like... well, bullshit.

Now I guess the Tequila Party still needs some kind of platform.

The Tequila Party