The Tequila Party: The Tequila Party and Islam

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The Tequila Party and Islam

The Tea Party hates Muslims, Islam, Arabs, and anybody else who isn't white and doesn't speak English as their first language.   It's especially a problem with the followers of Islam because they are all terrorists.   I mean Jesus Christ, look throughout history, a Christian has never killed anyone over religion.   But the Tea Party says to never trust an Arab (pronounced "AY-rab") even if, God forbid, they are your neighbor because they'll turn on you as soon as you let your guard down. (Really, they say this--look it up).

I'm beginning to think this is marjuana-fueled paranoia.   You don't think the Tea Partiers would really smoke ....?

The Tequila Party is in agreement with the Tea Party on this. Okay, not quite in agreement, but you have to ask, are so many people in that part of the world angry because they live under dictatorships? Or is it maybe a lack of alcohol, specifically tequila?

Could tequila really solve many of our problems in that part of the world?  These people mostly live in a hot-ass climate and they are being denied blended margaritas!  Prove us wrong. Therefore this is the party's official stance.

The Tequila Party