The Tequila Party: Sex Education and the Tequila Party

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Sex Education and the Tequila Party

Tequila and sex. Do those two go together or what?   (Ask any college student).

I don't believe I've heard an official stance from the Tea Party on their sex ed beliefs, but I can guess.   They aren't getting any themselves so why should anyone else learn about it?   Many Conservatives want sex ed left to the back rooms of Congress and airport bathrooms where it belongs.

But tequila and sex.    There's a rumor that Natalie Portman and whoever the heck the other woman is in Black Swan knocked back a few shots before getting up the nerve to shoot their sex scene.   And there's the "singer" Tila Tequila who, of course, has a sex tape.

So yes, the Tequila Party is all for Sex Education. The more the better.

The Tequila Party