The Tequila Party: All that's right with the Tea Party

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Friday, April 1, 2011

All that's right with the Tea Party

The Tequila Party likes to make fun of the Tea Partiers. Well, that's our second favorite thing after a blender full of margaritas on a warm afternoon.

We would like to correct our past transgressions.

The Tea Party really is all about mainstream America and they want their country back. That's why they need their guns because apparently the only way to get Obama's real birth certificate is at gunpoint. It's about the defense of the republic.

Their top concern is with "protecting the Constitution" and who can argue with that?   Only Commies and Muslims, I suppose. Secondly, they want a balanced budget now, but curiously, weren't so concerned with this five years ago.

One example of the out-of-control gov't is that over the past ten years the cost of running Congress has increased 89 percent according to the Capitol News Connection. It's now about $5.4 billion dollars a year.

The Tequila Party's first order of business is to fire 75% of Congressmen and women plus 100% of Congressional staffs.   We need Donald Trump for president and his vast experience with firing people.

Yes, this was posted on April 1st.

The Tequila Party