THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Friday, April 8, 2011

The Tequila Party and the Gulf Oil Spill

We are against it.

The Tea Party actually has an official stand on this.  They say the President is trying to extort money out of corporations by telling BP they have to pay for their mess.

We are (almost) speechless with this one.   We would like to take whomever wrote this item for the Tea Party, hold them to the ground, and force mass quantities of Tres Generaciones down their throat.  Or maybe that's too good for them.  How about Sauza?

That is all.

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