The Tequila Party: East Coast Earthquake

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

East Coast Earthquake

Did Obama cause the historic earthquake that shook the Eastern U.S? Of course he did. He's covering up his unspecified failures at governing. The Washington Monument? He had it cracked before the terrorists could get to it. Obviously.

Palin would never had let this happen.

The new MLK memorial is just fine. Obama would never let anything happen to that! And he's just trying to get more money out of Congress with the excuse it will go to earthquake repairs. Yeah, sure, we all know it's going to welfare mothers in Chicago.

Unfounded paranoia is fun! Maybe we could write for the Tea Party?

The Tequila Party