The Tequila Party: Teabonics

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Teabonics

Teabonics = unique and creative usage of the English language in Tea Party protests.

This guy hates morans.
But he's fine with his moron brothers, of course.

See, the Founding Fathers were right-wingers
Even ol' Bene

Speaking English mandatory
Writing not so much apparently

Which prison?

No more boarders! Let them stay elsewhere!

The latest theory by the Tea Partiers is that liberal infiltrators are purposely writing these signs to make them look stupid. We have been caught red-handed. Some of our members after perhaps one (or five) too many shots of tequila may just have written up a sign and joined the festivities. Not because they are mean-spirited, but because they thought it was Mardi Gras. We'll call their tequila-fueled use of the language Tequilabonics.

The Tequila Party