The Tequila Party: The Tequila Party is a big fan of the Tea Party

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Thursday, August 4, 2011

The Tequila Party is a big fan of the Tea Party

We love the Tea Party. Well, actually it doesn't have to be a party. We can drink tea with or without a big group of people and loud music. But it's especially good in cold weather or when you just want to relax.

This is what the Tea Party is all about. Right?

But there's always a shot of tequila, hot tea, and a slice of lemon in a mug -- a great way to relax from a tough day! Now that's a Tea Party!

The Tequila Party