The Tequila Party: Top Ten Reasons to Join the Tea Party

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Top Ten Reasons to Join the Tea Party

Why would you want to become a member of the newest political trend? Easy, it's trendy! Here are some reasons to use when you friends ask you what the hell you were thinking.

Ten Reasons To Join the Tea Party

10. You can be angry at almost everybody. Blacks, Mexicans, Jews, gays, and all the other people that aren't real Americans (just don't check the make-up of the armed forces).

9. You might get to shoot something with Sarah Palin.

8. You might get lucky with Bristol Palin.

7. You'll have a reason to give back those Social Security checks the evil government keeps sending.

6. You might get to meet beautiful/crazy Ann Coulters.

5. If you're a black female you can be the only one in the party. I mean, look what it did for Michael Steele.

4. It's easier to show up in cutoff shorts and a tank top than having to put on those Klan robes.

3. There are tons of cool Tea Party camo t-shirts available on e Bay.

2. You might get to help build the fence across the Mexican border with Joe the Plumber.

1. Party membership looks good on your resumé for that Walmart job.

One Reason to Join the Tequila Party

The Tequila Party