Breast pumps
(Really!)
Bachmann says the reclassification of breast pumps as medical devices by the IRS is creating a "nanny state." Bachmann reamed Michelle Obama because she's in favor and is just trying to get more gov't control.
Tequila Party stance: We are in favor or anything having to do with breasts
The environment
The Tea Party stance on new environmental legislation can be summed up by a statement from Rep. Michelle Bachmann who told her fellow Minnesotans to be, ""armed and dangerous over this issue." Nice. Lets go shoot some environmentalists! In fact, she said carbon dioxide is naturally occurring so cannot be dangerous (just like mercury, I suppose).
Tequila Party stance: We are in favor of anything having to do with breathing
Evolution
It's an unproven theory according to Bachmann.
Tequila Party stance: We would like to know who the hell is responsible for the design of the human body. Who put the toxic waste line right through the recreation area?
Running for President
She most likely to make a run at the Republican nomination in 2012. Does she have what it takes to win? Probably not, but maybe veep?
Wouldn't Romney and Bachmann be a pretty ticket:
Of course, we could always go with this:
The Tequila Party stance: Either combo is gorgeous, but perhaps the first one is less dangerous
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