THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

The Tequila Party and Gay Marriage

The Tea Party, being the unhappy lot they are, want others to be unhappy, too.   One way to do this is by preventing people who love each other from getting married.  

Lets take a logical, less emotional look at this issue.

Has a gay person ever got in the way of you and your margarita?



Case closed.
  
  

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