The Tequila Party: Patron Tequila

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Patron Tequila

Patrón is #1. Patron is probably the brand that popularized tequila in the U.S. But is this like giving Budweiser the credit for making beer the biggest alcoholic drink in the country? Just like Bud isn't really beer (it's lagered rice) Patrón isn't considered real tequila by some.

Being the Tequila Party we need a stance on this, I guess.

Okay, Patrón definitely tastes better than Cuervo or Sauza, but so does cow dung. Some will say Patrón is a diluted agave spirit with a minerally taste--just like Bud is a diluted beer. But still, we are probably here because Patrón made tequila cool in America. Just like Beringer made White Zinfandel cool. Oops.

But they do have race cars. And race car girls. How cool is that?

So Patrón may not be real tequila any more than White Zin is real wine or Bud is real beer, but America loves them all!

All Hail Patrón Tequila!

The Tequila Party