THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Friday, September 7, 2012

Obama vs. Romney - Tweedle Dum or Tweedle Dee

So who shall it be? The incumbent who can find his way out of the recession or the party that gave us the recession? The incumbent who couldn't get anything accomplished when he had a majority in both houses or the party that has used their majority, not to find answers to the problems, but to make the incumbent look bad? Can we go back and start over? Can we get a real choice like, say, Hillary Clinton vs. Ron Paul. At least we could see the line between the two.

The Tequila Party recommends drinking heavily for the next couple months then voting "no thanks" in the November elections.


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