The Tequila Party and Body Shots

Since we ARE The Tequila Party we must have a political stand on Body Shots.

We like them. 

Warnings:

1.  Please don't Body Shot and drive (we have to say that to stay politically correct).
2. Body shots are best with someone reasonably attractive (your standards will be lower after two shots).
3. Body shots are best with someone who doesn't smell bad (your standards will not lower after a couple).
4. Do not do Body Shots of tea with Tea Partiers.  Please.

Would you really want to lick
anything off of this?

Tea Partiers Say the Darnedest Things

Funny/scary quotes for our friends on the right:

Sharron explaining what you do with
your political enemies if the voters
won't do the right thing
Image from huffingtonpost.com

"I hope that's not where we're going, but you know if this Congress keeps going the way it is, people are really looking toward those Second Amendment remedies and saying my goodness what can we do to turn this country around? I'll tell you the first thing we need to do is take Harry Reid out." -- Sharron Angle, while she was running for a Nevada Senate seat, on using her Second Amendment rights to kill people she doesn't like -- Jan. 2010  radio interview.

"People ask me, 'What are you going to do to develop jobs in your state?' Well, that's not my job as a U.S. senator." -- Sharron Angle, May 2010

"We needed to have the press be our friend . We wanted them to ask the questions we want to answer so that they report the news the way we want it to be reported." -- Well yes, Sharron Angle again, during an interview on Fox News, Aug 2010

"It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand, "Sit down and shut up," but that's the worthless, easy path--that's a quitter's way out." -- Sarah Palin on why she was quitting her job as governor, July 2009.

“What I would say is that the news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would. I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-America or anti-America? I think the American people would love to see an expose like that.” -- Joe McCarthy, um I mean Michele Bachmann, U.S. Rep MN and presidential hopeful, on MSNBC, Oct 2008.

"The exact phrase 'separation of Church and State' came out of Adolph Hitler's mouth, that's where it comes from. So the next time your liberal friends talk about the separation of Church and State, ask them why they're Nazis." -- Glen Urquhart, the Republican nominee for the Delaware House, April 2010

And the most famous quote:

Christine O'Donnell looking like she
should stop playing with herself
Image from themoderatevoice.com

"It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. You can't masturbate without lust!"  -- Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell, advocating keeping your hands off yourself --1996 MTV interview.


But just to be fair and balanced we need a funny/scary Tequila Party quote:

"Don't drink and drive.  You might hit a bump and spill your margarita."

Taking fringe parties seriously

You should!  Why?  Because they are mad!  Haven't you been listening to the Tea Party?

Why won't you take people that dress like this seriously?

Or try to spark an intelligent conversation over our ideals?



Speaking of intelligent...

So what about The Tequila Party protesters?   Are we mad?  You bet!  And we get right to the point damnit!

  

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

The Tequila Party has a much better holiday than the Tea Party!

Which would you rather attend?

Donald Trump--Why the Tequila Party didn't want him

from msn.com -- that commie station

Donald (You're Fired) Trump is the new darling of the Tea Party.   Why?  Because he wants to see Obama's birth certificate.    Tea Party Darlings seem to go in and out of fashion faster than you can say, "A Black Man stole the White House."   Palin, Michele Bachmann, Paul Ryan, Ron Paul ...

Now Donald and his Kennedyesque hair is running but not saying he's running officially because it will cause a national disaster for "Celebrity Apprentice."   Actually, rather than Kennedyeque, do you remember Biff from the Back to the Future movies.  Yeah, Trump kinda reminds us of him.

So the question is why didn't The Tequila Party pick up Donnie before the Tea Party grabbed him?

Actually, we did this on purpose.   The Tequila Party is just waiting in the wings for the right-wingers to discover Trump is a closet liberal.   I mean the guy flip-flops worse than a catfish out of water.  Four years ago he called Bush Jr. the worst president in history; now he says it's Obama.   First he wants to tax the rich, now he doesn't. 

So will The Tequila Party pick up this about-facing, mind-changing real estate developer?   The guy has no scruples.   But he does have money.  Hell, he could buy us 1800 Coleccion tequila!  ($1800/bottle).  Come on Donald, when the right-wing nuts find out what you are really all about we'll be waiting -- for our tequila.

1957 - 2011

Osama bin Deaden

To the guys who took him out --

we owe you several shots of the good stuff!