Sharron Angle -- Making the Tea Party look stupid!

Sharron "I don't let facts get in the way" Angle isn't doing the Tea Party any good by making up stuff (leave that to Fox News).  She lost to Harry Reid in the Nevada Senate race last fall.

"Obama has piled up more debt than all other presidents combined."
Check the numbers and you'll see Bush Jr outspent Obama.

"France gets 85% of its powers from nuclear plants."
Actually, it's about 74%.  The U.S. gets about 20% from nukes.  France is about the size of Texas.  France has more nuclear power because most power generation is state-controlled.  In the U.S. power supply is business-driven.  So you wanna be like France?


Some more quotes from Sharon that help her understand her reasoning:

People ask me, "What are you going to do to develop jobs in your state?" Well, that's not my job as a U.S. Senator.   (And somehow she last the election shortly after saying this)

You know, this is a war of ideology, a war of thoughts and of faith. And we need people to really stand for faith and trust, not hope and change.  (Sing along, "Onward Christian soldiers...")

We needed to have the press be our friend. We wanted them to ask the questions we want to answer so that they report the news the way we want it to be reported.   (She didn't read the part about the free press)

We're talking about a militant terrorist situation, which I believe it isn't a widespread thing, but it is enough that we need to address, and we have been addressing it. My thoughts are these, first of all, Dearborn, Michigan, and Frankford, Texas are on American soil, and under constitutional law. Not Sharia law.  (Those towns have large Muslim populations and they are apparently about to take over)

And her most "famous" statement:

I hope that's not where we're going, but you know if this Congress keeps going the way it is, people are really looking toward those Second Amendment remedies and saying my goodness what can we do to turn this country around? I'll tell you the first thing we need to do is take Harry Reid out.


Just to keep things even we'll give you a tequila quote from Hugh Laurie, the actor from House, MD:

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.

The Tequila Party Protest March!

See, The Tequila Party members can get angry too!  We're just not sure what to be angry about as all the good causes are taken.  So we've decided to protest protests.  What the hell.  After a couple shots of tequila it sounded like a good idea ...

We spent our unemployment checks on a good bottle

of reposado and a plane ticket to Washington for this

We absolutely hate adding to the landfill

It started raining so these protesters 

ducked inside for a quick lunch break

A message to all the groups who don't like us

Remember the Tea Party election promises?

The Tea Party promised to balance the budget, get America back to work, and put us on the "right" course.   Let's see how they're doing.  Okay, we hate to give away the answer right away, but they're doing about as well as all the other politicians.

The Budget
Not only isn't it balanced but it may wind up costing us more. How'd they do that? Well, we keep the subsidies for the rich (like Exxon) and don't raise the taxes on the rich (like the Exxon board of directors).  They have, however, tried to destroy Medicare.  Rich people can buy insurance with their tax rebates!

Back to Work
I'm still waiting for that trickle down effect ...

Moving us to the Right
They are attempting to cut reproductive health care for poor women, get rid of that Commie public radio, and while complaining about Obama's bailouts they don't seem to care that the Wall Street guys bring in big salaries and bonuses.

Okay, so that's what's wrong.  But what does The Tequila Party stand for?

The Budget
Guess who doesn't get paid until this is figured out?   Congress, the President, VP, Budget Director, and several others we'll think of later when the tequila wears off.

Back to Work
Guess who loses their jobs in six months if the unemployment isn't below seven percent?

Moving us to the Right
Why does Left or Right seem to mean less freedom?

With all this talk about politics we need a drink!   All we can say is ...

Illegal Aliens

Not the ones from Mars.  They can stay.

We all know who we're talking about.  They have brown skin (Martians have green--same color as the dollar).   The bad aliens are Arab terrorists, or worse, Mexicans who are picking our fruits and vegetables.

The Tea Party hates illegals for good reason as they are stealing the farm jobs from us. Those of us looking for work and would be happy to be a strawberry picker as long you don't actually have to bend over all day in the hot sun.  And I hope there's a strong union to get us plenty of holidays and workman's comp when many of us Gringos throw our backs out.

The Tequila Party takes great exception with this stereotypical view of Mexicans in America.   Where do you think tequila comes from?  (yes, I know, from a bottle).   Do we want to piss off Mexican and have them boycott tequila exports to America?   Do you really want to see us cry?

Illegals are easy enough to spot...
Doing work you'd never do.

Where would America be without taquerias and tequila bars?  You can't have Gringos running those--what a disaster.

You want to be careful how you write any "kick out the illegals" law.  What if the Indians turn around and use it on the rest of us?   No offense, but we ain't going back to Europe.  Our ancestors left because everyone knows the weather in Europe blows.

The 14th amendment has guaranteed our right to tequila and Mexican food!   (See we can bend reality as well as any Tea Party hack).

Happy Independence Day!

"One Nation" whatever your political beliefs

Tea Party Summer Camp

Yes, for your kids!  You know, they require a fair and balanced look at the world rather than just relying on their leftist, elitist teachers.   So there's the Tampa (FL) Liberty School where junior can learn about Glenn Beck's gold standard, God, and the fact that "Government cannot force me to be charitable" (that's a direct quote).

Hopefully, junior will come home able to field strip an AR15 in the dark.

I wonder how many black kids will be attending?

Which, of course, brings up a brilliant idea:  How about a Tequila Party summer camp?

This will be for teens wanting to attend one of America's best party schools like Univ of Florida, Chico State, or UC Boulder.  After all you don't want your precious little Annie to be sent off far away from home with no adult supervision without some advance knowledge of what's going to happen to her.

After you sign several waivers ans swear under oath you're not in law enforcement we'll be on our way teaching her the proper partying etiquette.  Rest assured there will be lots of refreshments, music and wet t-shirt contests.  Plus she'll come home with her own tattoo as a reminder of the experience.

and she gets her own camp t-shirt!