The Tea Party Pace Car

Really. The Tea Party has a pace car just like Nascar, Indy Car and all the other racing bodies. What do you mean why does the Tea Party have a pace car.  It should be obvious. To somebody. I expect this was done with money donated for conservative political causes.

Ain't nothin' conservative about this (it's a Dodge Viper):

Quote from a Tea Partier: "One of the fastest production cars in the world, this Viper leads the field in the race to restore the Essential Liberty enshrined in our Declaration of Independence and Constitution."  Yeah, okay, somebody is likely to believe you BS. You guys just wanna cruise for women like everyone else.


What's The Tequila Party have?  Well, we've got this:

Yes, and there's a car behind them, too.

The Tea Party and the Constitution

"All hail the Founding Fathers and their (selective) wisdom!"    Okay, I added "selective."

The Tea Party thinks the Constitution had lost it's way, but now they are here with the truth.  Yes, it sounds like a group of religious fanatics who have reinterpreted the Bible for us cuz no one else really understands it except them. It's easy enough to transfer the "Bible expert" B.S. to "Constitution expert" B.S.

The Tea Partiers like some parts of the Constitution
Taking away power from the Federal gov't and giving it to the states.  And it's easy to see why some think power has gone too far towards Washington.  But why is the individual freer if the state has the power rather than the feds?

The Tea Partiers like some amendments
2nd Guns! You see more concern over gun rights than freedom of speech--not sure why.
5th Can't testify against yourself.
10th States rights; usually B.S. to give them the right to discriminate. Think Civil Rights, immigration, or gay rights.

They don't talk much about some others
1st Separation of church and state
14th Citizenship and equal protection
16th Taxes

Okay, so every group has their favorites. Is that like having a favorite Commandment? You know, like a certain Republican candidate not being too big on the not committing adultery one.

The Tequila Party favorites? Well, obviously the 21st, the repeal of Prohibition.  What else? Well, we like the 4th prohibiting unreasonable searches as we hate nothing more than having our tequila seized just because the party got a little out-of-hand. Also, one that doesn't get too much attention, but the 8th prohibits excessive fines. Have you noticed how some local jurisdictions have jacked up the cost of going, say 5 MPH, over the speed limit? Hey, I'm sorry you're broke, but so are we. Leave our damned tequila money alone!

The Tea Party during the Republican primaries

Anyone else notice that the Tea Party has been strangely quiet, too quiet, during the Republican run for the presidential nomination? Are the front-runners too mainstream?  After Bachmann, Perry, Cain, and Santorum flamed out don't they care? The Tea Party never seemed to like Pawlenty even though he was conservative enough, but probably not angry enough.

Seems like they're stuck with Gingrich as he's good at hating poor people and Democrats even though he's a Washington insider and has made a career or taking money from taxpayers and influence peddlers.

Romney? Is he too rich or is it because he's from Massachusetts? We're guessing it's the latter.

At this point the Tea Party is probably just hoping to get the VP candidate.  Palin?

But wouldn't this be a pretty couple?

"Look, up in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane!
No, it's my popularity floating away."