The Tequila Party: Donald Trump--Why the Tequila Party didn't want him

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Donald Trump--Why the Tequila Party didn't want him

from msn.com -- that commie station

Donald (You're Fired) Trump is the new darling of the Tea Party.   Why? Because he wants to see Obama's birth certificate.    Tea Party Darlings seem to go in and out of fashion faster than you can say, "A Black Man stole the White House."   Palin, Michele Bachmann, Paul Ryan, Ron Paul ...

Now Donald and his Kennedyesque hair is running but not saying he's running officially because it will cause a national disaster for "Celebrity Apprentice."   Actually, rather than Kennedyeque, do you remember Biff from the Back to the Future movies. Yeah, Trump kinda reminds us of him.

So the question is why didn't The Tequila Party pick up Donnie before the Tea Party grabbed him?

Actually, we did this on purpose.   The Tequila Party is just waiting in the wings for the right-wingers to discover Trump is a closet liberal.   I mean the guy flip-flops worse than a catfish out of water. Four years ago he called Bush Jr. the worst president in history; now he says it's Obama.   First he wants to tax the rich, now he doesn't.

So will The Tequila Party pick up this about-facing, mind-changing real estate developer?   The guy has no scruples.   But he does have money. Hell, he could buy us 1800 Coleccion tequila! ($1800/bottle). Come on Donald, when the right-wing nuts find out what you are really all about we'll be waiting -- for our tequila.

The Tequila Party