THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Friday, September 2, 2011

Tequila News

You can't make up stuff like this:

In Georgia a home was reported broken into where the thief escaped with hot dogs, a 1.5 liter bottle of (I'm guessing, some really bad) tequila, and cigarettes.

Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top is launching his own tequila brand (hey, if Sammy Hagar can do it) called Pura Vida.

Kenny Chesney has a song called, "You and Tequila" with lyrics like "You and tequila make me crazy."  He sings about it could kill him, how one is two many, but one isn't enough.   Sounds like tequila, huh?

Chef Megan Lambert of North Carolina has a recipe for a Margarita Pie with tequila, Triple Sec, and limes being key ingredients.  It sounds dee-licious.

The Everett, WA paper posted a recipe for a Margarita popsicle.  Yes, tequila, lime juice, and even Cointreau is suggested rather than the cheaper Triple Sec.

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