The Tequila Party: The Tea Party during the Republican primaries

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Sunday, February 5, 2012

The Tea Party during the Republican primaries

Anyone else notice that the Tea Party has been strangely quiet, too quiet, during the Republican run for the presidential nomination? Are the front-runners too mainstream? After Bachmann, Perry, Cain, and Santorum flamed out don't they care? The Tea Party never seemed to like Pawlenty even though he was conservative enough, but probably not angry enough.

Seems like they're stuck with Gingrich as he's good at hating poor people and Democrats even though he's a Washington insider and has made a career or taking money from taxpayers and influence peddlers.

Romney? Is he too rich or is it because he's from Massachusetts? We're guessing it's the latter.

At this point the Tea Party is probably just hoping to get the VP candidate. Palin?

But wouldn't this be a pretty couple?

"Look, up in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane!
No, it's my popularity floating away."

The Tequila Party