The Tequila Party: The Tequila Party ... and parties

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Monday, March 21, 2011

The Tequila Party ... and parties

Republicans and Democrats have conventions. The Tea Party has rallies. (I think a rally must be a convention without the millions in donations). What should the Tequila Party have? Well, that seems obvious. Let's have a big ass party! And until we can staff the phones to cold call for donations it's strictly BYOB. And no cheap crap. It must be 100% agave.

So, we need a site for the first Tequila Party party. New Orleans and Vegas are probably at the top of the list with Detroit and Mobile at the bottom.

We'll have a great opening speech. It'll be the "shot" heard 'round the world!

Here's one of the Tequila Party's avid supporters. Well, he was a couple hours ago ...

The Tequila Party