The Tequila Party: The other Tequila Party

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The other Tequila Party

The "other" Tequila Party has roots with Hispanics in Nevada who want their own splinter political party to highlight items important to them.  They don't want the old, angry white guys to have all the fun (the Tea Party). If you check the latest census data there are a lot more people of Hispanic background in America now, especially in the West, so it's time to show some muscle, right?

But the Tequila Party?   Olé.   What a name!   You might as well call it the "eight guys in the bed of a pickup truck looking for work" party. Maybe don't mimic the Tea Party quite that closely.   The original Boston Tea Party has historic contributions to America. The Tequila Party, well, sounds like a bunch of college kids in a dorm room.

So how do you tie-in Latino contributions to America? How about the Selma Hayek Party!   I would avoid the Tony Orlando Party to stay away from the stereotyping similar to using the Tequila Party name.

Come on you guys!
Set the right image for your cause!

The Tequila Party