THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila.
Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Monday, April 4, 2011

Who are the Tequila Party supporters?

There are lots of studies on the Tea Party.  Everybody is curious as to who the hell these angry white people are.

Some statistics:
  • 89% white (who the hell are the other 11%?)
  • 75% 45+ years old (seems like 65+)
  • 37% college grads (kinda surprising)
  • 58% have guns in the house (duh)
  • 61% Protestant, 38% Evangelical (oh, oh)
  • 66% have a favorable opinion of Sarah Palin, 59% of Glenn Beck (oh, oh, again)

So if the Tequila Party is opposite of the Tea Party does that mean it's a bunch of whining, shrieking left-wing nut jobs?    Well, let's generalize the left and the right because pigeonholing people is fun:  

Right: Freedom for themselves, restrictions on everyone they don't like.  Take from the poor, give to the rich.

Left: Freedom for no one as the gov't knows what's best for you.  Take from the rich, give to the lazy.

The Tequila Party doesn't like either.  The Tequila Party needs a shot of a good reposado right now with all this talk about politics.

So who is the typical Tequila Party supporter?

We think the typical tequila believer is a 20 year old college student (or wishes they still were) who spends Sunday morning getting over a hangover rather than in church, doesn't pay attention to what Bristol Palin is doing, and who stays the hell away from guns while drinking (otherwise they become a different statistic).


The typical Tequila Party demographic


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