THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila.
Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Sharron Angle -- Making the Tea Party look stupid!

Sharron "I don't let facts get in the way" Angle isn't doing the Tea Party any good by making up stuff (leave that to Fox News).  She lost to Harry Reid in the Nevada Senate race last fall.

"Obama has piled up more debt than all other presidents combined."
Check the numbers and you'll see Bush Jr outspent Obama.

"France gets 85% of its powers from nuclear plants."
Actually, it's about 74%.  The U.S. gets about 20% from nukes.  France is about the size of Texas.  France has more nuclear power because most power generation is state-controlled.  In the U.S. power supply is business-driven.  So you wanna be like France?


Some more quotes from Sharon that help her understand her reasoning:

People ask me, "What are you going to do to develop jobs in your state?" Well, that's not my job as a U.S. Senator.   (And somehow she last the election shortly after saying this)

You know, this is a war of ideology, a war of thoughts and of faith. And we need people to really stand for faith and trust, not hope and change.  (Sing along, "Onward Christian soldiers...")

We needed to have the press be our friend. We wanted them to ask the questions we want to answer so that they report the news the way we want it to be reported.   (She didn't read the part about the free press)

We're talking about a militant terrorist situation, which I believe it isn't a widespread thing, but it is enough that we need to address, and we have been addressing it. My thoughts are these, first of all, Dearborn, Michigan, and Frankford, Texas are on American soil, and under constitutional law. Not Sharia law.  (Those towns have large Muslim populations and they are apparently about to take over)

And her most "famous" statement:

I hope that's not where we're going, but you know if this Congress keeps going the way it is, people are really looking toward those Second Amendment remedies and saying my goodness what can we do to turn this country around? I'll tell you the first thing we need to do is take Harry Reid out.


Just to keep things even we'll give you a tequila quote from Hugh Laurie, the actor from House, MD:

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.

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