THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila.
Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Remember the Tea Party election promises?

The Tea Party promised to balance the budget, get America back to work, and put us on the "right" course.   Let's see how they're doing.  Okay, we hate to give away the answer right away, but they're doing about as well as all the other politicians.

The Budget
Not only isn't it balanced but it may wind up costing us more. How'd they do that? Well, we keep the subsidies for the rich (like Exxon) and don't raise the taxes on the rich (like the Exxon board of directors).  They have, however, tried to destroy Medicare.  Rich people can buy insurance with their tax rebates!

Back to Work
I'm still waiting for that trickle down effect ...

Moving us to the Right
They are attempting to cut reproductive health care for poor women, get rid of that Commie public radio, and while complaining about Obama's bailouts they don't seem to care that the Wall Street guys bring in big salaries and bonuses.

Okay, so that's what's wrong.  But what does The Tequila Party stand for?

The Budget
Guess who doesn't get paid until this is figured out?   Congress, the President, VP, Budget Director, and several others we'll think of later when the tequila wears off.

Back to Work
Guess who loses their jobs in six months if the unemployment isn't below seven percent?

Moving us to the Right
Why does Left or Right seem to mean less freedom?

With all this talk about politics we need a drink!   All we can say is ...

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