THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Tequila is stronger than Tea!

Well, it is!   And if you don't already know that then all we can say is:  What the HELL is wrong with y'all?

Look!
The Moraccan tea party!
We all know tequila is a gift from the gods (except for Jose Cuervo, of course, it's straight from the devil).  Tea is used for high-brow social gathering in places like the UK and, gasp, the Middle East!   Does the Tea Party know this?   And tea comes in black and green. You don't hear about old white tea do you?

We could go on about why tequila is better than tea, but it's happy hour ...

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