THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Tea Party holiday gift ideas

For your favorite true American/bigot/patriot/red neck (you choose).


Book: Ann Coulter's "Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism." Includes the "truth" about the  McCarthy era.
If you look up "crazy bigot" you should find her picture.





The Hillary Clinton nut cracker
Now that's funny right there.






The Waterboard Game
The kids will never lie to you again.






A bumper sticker for their Suburban

And the best gift of all...









And for The Tequila Party person in your life?



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