The Tequila Party: Getting the word out

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Getting the word out

There's nothing like free publicity for you (if you're egotistical) or your cause (if you think you're always right).

Examples:

Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, etc. have no actual talent, but are known everywhere. How did they do it?

Certain Congressmen believe the Internet and cell phones are actually private. Periodically one of them gets lots of free publicity.

Therefore the Tequila Party is releasing a sex tape!

Here you go:

The Tequila Party