The tea tottlers, I mean Tea Party, likes guns as do all good Republicans. Some people actually hunt with them though I'm not sure how a 9 mm Glock is at taking down a deer from 100 yards.
Official party stance: All of the guns should not be in the hands of the gun nuts.
It seems like tequila and guns are made for each other. Tequila makes you happy. Guns make you happy cuz you can shoot up stuff. So it just make sense that the two together will be one great time. Shooting up old, empty tequila bottles, or full José Curevo bottles, is good sport!
More importantly, the founding fathers gave us our gun rights. In fact, they have all made statements about beer and wine such as Benjamin Franklin's famous, "Beer is proof God loves us and wants to see us happy." He could have easily made the same statement about automatic weapons if they'd had them back then. Unfortunately, there's no history of Americans and tequila until the war with Mexico over Texas. At least Texas was good for something!
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