The Tequila Party: Chocolate and Tequila Tasting--This is Just Wrong

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Friday, June 24, 2011

Chocolate and Tequila Tasting--This is Just Wrong

Okay, our first thought was, "Coffee and chocolate, port and chocolate, even Cabernet and chocolate." But tequila? And it gets worse.

In Santa Barbara, CA, the home of the leftists, a charity event was given to help eradicate harassment and prejudice among teens at the local high school. It's called "The Chocolate and Tequila Tasting Party for the Academy of Healing Arts for Kids" (I told you they were leftists). Oh yeah, there was an inspiring story from someone who said as a teen he was, "Going down the wrong path...abusing drugs and alcohol."

Jose Cuervo-filled chocolates. Ewwww.

So why not have a fundraiser based on tequila shots? But skip the damn chocolate. Please.

The Tequila Party