THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila.
Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Sunday, June 19, 2011

A slap in the face to tequila lovers everywhere


Bristol Palin, never one to shy away from attention (much like her mother), has revealed that she lost her virginity while drunk on wine coolers.   And she couldn't even remember the event she says.  Plus she says it was the first time she ever had alcohol.    Yeah, sure.

Well, at least she's not always
drinking and getting pregnant
Why she would go public with a story like this can only be attention whoring.   More disturbing though is the fact that her loss (why do they call it a loss?) happened on something as awful as wine coolers.   If she had been smart enough to get into college this "event" would happen with cheap tequila--a time-honored tradition.  I imagine Sauza and Cuevo have been responsible for this act more than any other drink.

Somehow you knew she wasn't any smarter than her mother.


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