The Tequila Party: The political movement founded by Fox News

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Friday, June 10, 2011

The political movement founded by Fox News

Well, that took awhile, but the Tea Party has finally admitted they were founded by the fair and balanced folks over at Fox News. Tea Party Express founder, Russo, is quoted as saying, "There wouldn't have been a Tea Party without Fox." Duh.

The Tequila Party has no problem with your news source making the news for you. Hitler, Stalin, Mao--all those guys did really well using this strategy. Only issue is why won't some legitimate outfit support the Tequila Party? We don't need CNN and we all know the print media is dead and doesn't have any money.

This brings up the question as to what is America's news source now? Twitter?

LinkedIn just went public and has lots of money now so maybe they can help. What is the connection between a professional / social networking site and the Tequila Party? I don't think there is any, but that's not important now.

Another option is Jose Cuervo. They seem to have tons of money.

If Fox News can start up a political movement why not the world's biggest tequila maker? We'll have to drop them an email sometime to gauge their interest.

The Tequila Party