THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Tea Party-supported candidate merry-go-round

In the upcoming election it appears the Tea Party will back anybody as long as it's not Mitt Romney.  I mean, Newt Gingrich?  Seriously?  Are these the same people that are against big government, cronyism and for family values?  Which part of Newt's background did you miss?

Though it seems if the Tea Party was really for smaller gov't and not just a big gov't that aligns with their beliefs then they'd be all in behind Ron Paul.

Who does the Tequila Party support? Anybody that will get us back to work!

Unfortunately, nobody like that is running.

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