The Tequila Party: Republican Candidate of the Month

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Republican Candidate of the Month

Welcome to the Republican primary and the COTM. Bachmann, Perry, Cain, Gingrich, and even Ron Paul! Some dropped out because they were discovered to be crazy, some because they can't keep their you-know-what in their pants. Anything to avoid Romney apparently. He's from one of them liberal states and he gave the people what they wanted--health insurance. OMG. Stick to principles not the will of the people. (Just ask Congress).

Once the primaries actually kick-off the real candidates will float to the top. The question is besides Romney, who?

The scary / funny part is you just know Palin can't wait to jump in--she needs the attention. No, she craves the attention. It has noting to do with serving the people as she showed by quitting as governor. Does she really think she has a chance or is her goal to be Romney's vice president? She'd be a good VP in that we have a history of VP's saying dumb things (Biden) or just being dumb (Quayle).

I mean, we apparently can't get too much of the Kardashians so maybe we won't ever get tired of Sarah. She can keep showing up every once in awhile "when duty calls."

The Tequila Party plans on sitting back in front of the fire this winter with a glass of Patrón and watch the self-destruction continue.

The Tequila Party