Are you tired of hearing about the old, angry white peple of the Tea Party? Me too! And I'm even an old white person.
It's time to liven up American politics.
THE TEQUILA PARTY!
THE ANTI-TEA PARTY
The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit! I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!
What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.
OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Headline we wished we'd written
From Gloucester, MA. (How do you pronounce that? glou-chester? glow-kester? glaw-ster? Jeezuz).
The Gloucester Times headline reads, "Tea Party's Beaver is Back!"
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