THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila.
Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Friday, January 6, 2012

The National Defense Authorization Act

Something with "National Defense" in the title is as hard to argue with as the "Patriot Act" except for both being unconstitutional.

Perhaps Obama should be the new Tea Party candidate. He's sure looking like one.

One part of this new bill signed by Obama allows for the military to detain indefinitely American citizens without trial if they think they might be aligned with terrorists.  Of course, this is essentially legalizing what's been going on for the last ten years. It allows the government to do whatever the hell it wants with your liberty--most Americans greatest fear.
Backstabber

Then to check on how stupid he thinks we are Obama said, well, it's nothing he'd ever do, but you never know about other administrations (so don't elect any Republicans).

If the law itself isn't offensive enough his rationalization for signing it is.

Oh yeah, another part of the law not getting much publicity yet is allowing the military to carry out operations on U.S. soil presumably against U.S. citizens it labels as terrorists.  Could be right-wing paramilitary groups in Idaho, could be Wall Street protester in NY.

What have we done?  The Tequila Party needs a drink!

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